Friday, November 30, 2007

Sparklers and Sparklers, Part Deux




This is the season each year when our family gets ready for the Holidays in every conceivable way, and several inconceivable ways.

For my part, I do two important things:


  1. I put enough Christmas lights on the trees in our front yard to assure that our house is visible from space; and


  2. I pick up our supply of sparkling wine for the Holidays in three categories (good, better and best, but more on that later).


As for the lighting our front yard, I believe that if a few lights are tasteful, then thousands of lights must be, well… really tasteful.

At last count, we have over 4,000 small lights on the trees and bushes in front of our house. I am about 2/3s done, but my budget for lights has already been depleted. Based on this year’s budget overrun, we may, or may not, break the 5,000 light barrier before 2008.

In a perfect world, we would get some sort of honorable mention for our lights based on the fact that we are spending hundreds of dollars in electricity so the 4-5 cars that drive in front of our house every evening will be amazed. Based on the lack of traffic in our neighborhood, our display is nothing if not exclusive.

As to my theory of Sparking wine for the holidays, I believe that you should have good inexpensive sparkling wine (under $10) for your everyday holiday drinking. My favorites in this first and least expensive category are Domaine Ste Michelle Blanc de Noir (white made from red wine grapes) and Cristalino, sort of a baby Kristal for $390 less per bottle than the more expensive, similar sounding Champagne.

I use the second category in holiday sparkers, the better wines, as a prelude to nice dinners with friends. My all-time favorite under $20 sparkler is the Roederer Estate Anderson Valley Brut Non Vintage Proprietary Blend. This is Roederer’s California vineyard in the Anderson Valley, north of Sonoma Valley. It is a beautiful winery producing a beautiful wine and Roederer is one of the premier champagne producers in the Champagne region in France. This is the same winery that makes Kristal, mentioned in the previous paragraph, which runs a cool $398 a bottle. The $20 Brut is phenomenal, without being phenomenally expensive... just like you-know-what.

As for the extra special Champagne, I like the same wine that Winston Churchill drank (why not?) - the Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill Cuvee. It is a spectacular high-end wine that is wonderful to drink for a special occasion. It is a bit pricey ($198 a bottle), but what the heck, if you shop at www.AshleysBigSecret.com, you will save enough money on gifts for your friends and for yourself, that you can easily afford to splurge on a bottle of Champagne that is both wonderful and a bit of history.

Most importantly, as Sir Winston used to tell all of his friends, “shop online at
www.AshleysBigSecret.com for the best in high-end costume jewelry at unbelievable prices.”

Wishing you Happy Holidays,

Your pal, Jeff

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Cool Holiday Hairdo: Gwen Stefani's Look

Ok, so after my last post, if occured we might actually need some holiday hairdo ideas that were actually do-able. I think this would look so awesome at a holiday with a little black dress and a funky skull and cross bones necklace. ($12.00)

New Idea for My Holiday Look





Who doesn't want to look their best during the holidays? Do you think I could get away with showing up Christmas morning with my hair done like this?


I didn't think so either.



Grandpa Rapping


For the record, this is my actual grandpa.... He's an entertainer at heart, and cracks us all up!

Look fabulous for your next holiday gathering!

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Go Ahead and Tell Me This is Not Your Mother



I was flipping through The Pile Of Purge Blog that The Daily Purge boys write, and thought I would fall off my chair. Seriously though- tell me this is not your mother at Christmas time. Not only do I know it's my mother, but I know it will be me in about 2 years.

Look nice for the tree!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Gorgeous and Gold

I am just LOVING this fabulous combination! Something about this time of year makes me want to wear lots of gold and brown... but I'm not to be boring!

These fabulous earrings are Jungle Fabulous Earrings, and are only ten bucks!

The necklace is our Dramatic Gold Circle Necklace for $30.00.

Loving it!!!


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Tip from Toni: Beauty Is...

When I was in my thirties, I was lucky to meet and become friends with a very beautiful woman. She was well traveled, well read, and very interesting to be around. She attracted people like a magnet because she was such fun to be with. She had flaming red hair, beautiful skin and a great figure. Her stories of her life were vivid, funny and exciting. She lived in Texas and carried a parasol to keep the sun from her face. Carrying a parasol to match her outfits did not seem odd at all but rather a reflection and an extension of who and what she was. She was in her late seventies and I wanted to be like her.

I have reflected over the years why I was so taken with this woman. And I continue to emulate her to this day. She was not young and beautiful like the models in magazines of the time. She had wrinkles and arthritic bony hands. She dressed elegantly but quirky. But she was the complete package. She was herself, comfortable in her own skin. I adored her.

Beauty is what we love about our husbands, our children, our best friends. It does not matter if they are short, tall, thin or fat, have curly or straight hair. It does not matter if they are rich or not. What matters is that we have peeled away the layers to find the things we really like about the person.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

Bring out your true beauty!


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Monday, November 26, 2007

Christmas Gift Update: Dean Martin


Ok, so my portrait (for Mr. Wonderful) of Dean Martin is basically done- as promised on the podcast, here it is. My goal is to do Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr. in this style, I'll keep you posted.
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Holiday Obsession: Decorations!

As mentioned in the podcast, here is the arbor in front of the house, all decorated for the holidays! Mom made poinsetta garland and wreathes... doesn't it look nice?

Don't you look nice!

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Featured Artist of the Week: The New Bethlehem Ensemble

I'm playing this song on the podcast this week so Mom knows that I might have spent Thanksgiving with the BF, but I wouldn't miss Christmas with her for the world!

Download this song free by clicking the arrow next to "I'll Be Home for Christmas".


A White ChristmasThe New Bethlehem Ensemble
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (mp3)
from "A White Christmas"
(Ultraviolet Productions)

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Travel in Style: Bentley Taxi

















That's what I'm talking about! I love taking taxis no matter what, but how nice would it be if all our taxis were luxury cars? All would be right with the world...

More luxury car taxis here

Look like you're used to rollin' in a Rolls here

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Shopping Event!

Ashley's Big Secret will be open 24 hours a day from now through next year and beyond. Our servers stand ready to take your order and our elves have agreed to send out all Ashley's Big Secret packages instantly and, even better, the elves have agreed to ship all orders over $50 free! No lines, no tax, no charge for shipping!

Look great for the Holidays, let everyone else fight the crowds. You are not like those other people who can't wait to stand in line and pay more than they should. You are a diva and divas do not stand in endless lines.
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Monday, November 19, 2007

New Favorite: The Budget Babe

You know I love smart, money-savvy fashionistas. What could be more beautiful than a fashion-forward woman with a good head on her shoulders and enough money left in her wallet to put into her 401k?

So I just found theBudgetBabe.com, and am completely obsessed. She picks out affordable, fashionable stuff, finds deals, and keeps her readers up on the latest trends. LOVING HER!

The jacket above is from target's Erin Fetherston collection, and I am definitely going to go over and check it out. I've been looking for something like this for awhile, and heaven knows I'm not going to spend a small fortune on something that (let's face it) will be embarrassingly out of date in about a year.

Maybe I can wear it to Thanksgiving with the BF's family. I'd pair it with a big bracelet, like our Snake Charmer Bracelet ($24.00), the uber classy Toni's Choice Necklace Set ($23.00) and a Brown and Black Nicole Purse ($81.00) and call it a day.


















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Friday, November 16, 2007

Ashley's Faves: Big, Bold and Bright!


Happy Head

I'm in a fantastic mood today- I'm smiling about as big as our model! Of course, I want my jewelry to match my high spirits! So today I'm wearing some seriously bold and funky stuff.

Everytime I wear my Bubblegum Beads, people come up to me to tell me how cool they look, and I intend for today to be no exception! Pairing them with some Retro Star Earrings makes it a smash hit!

Purple Bubblegum Beads: $15.00

Green Retro Star Earrings: $7.00

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Tip From Toni: Dare to be Different!

Are you the kind of person who always looks the same? Same hairdo, same style of clothes, same color of nail polish, same jewelry, same style of shoes, etc.,etc. Why do you think we are so interested in the celebrities and what they wear, their new hairstyles, or in their lives in general?

We look and read about new styles, new trends but rarely change ourselves. I have come across countless women who say "I can't wear big rings, my fingers are too fat, my hands are too ugly; I can't wear necklaces, my neck is too fat, too short, or I have too many wrinkles; or the best yet" I don't' wear any jewelry, it is just not me".

Cleopatra knew what it was to be an alluring, confident and a beautiful woman. She practically invented eye shadow and lipstick. She wore a lot of jewelry. And we all know who Cleopatra was!

Just for fun, I dare you to try one thing that is different for you and see what your friends say. Change your nail polish from neutral to bright red. Change your lipstick color from pink to orange. Part your hair on the left instead of the right. Purchase a cubic zirconium ring and wear it as if was a diamond. Wear big earrings instead of small earrings. Wear some bling on your wrist.

Pretend you are book. Imagine how bored your significant other, your friends and your family would be reading the same chapter over and over and over again! Try one simple change in your appearance and find out how fun and exhilarating it can be. In other words, dare to be different, different from you.

Accessories are to a woman what salt, pepper and spices are to food. Do you know of any chef that prepares food without spices? Isn't all food preparation individualized by what is mixed and matched in recipes. Perhaps there is something to be gained from the quote "variety is the spice of life".

My tip du juor is to "spice up your life today with some variety."

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Ashley's Faves: Orange Delight!


Orange Artsy Fartsy Beads

I'm just feeling so cheery today! And my jewelry matches! I'm wearing jeans, a purple button-down shirt, and this fun orange set!

Orange Artsy Fartsy Beads: $16.00

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Daily Dose of Dita: Red Accessories

Oh, Dita! So flawless! I am loving the red accessories!

Get Diva Dita's red accessory look!



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Federline to Subpoena TMZ Tape?

ok... so Ferderline's camp is saying that they might subpoena the tape of Britney's questionable driving. There's no 'might' about it! Kevin, keep your kids safe!

Look better than Brit-brit (and more savvy, too!) for under $30


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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Ashley's Faves: Turquoise Stephanie Beads


Turquoise Stephanie Beads

It's feeling like a casual day, isn't it? This set is just so easy to throw on and make yourself look put together- just what I need today! On days like today, when I am running all over and surviving on what must be dangerous levels of caffeine, I need a very realiable set that I can just throw on and look good!

Turquoise Stephanie Set: $24.00

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Christmas is Coming!


As promised on the Podcast, here's the ROUGH sketch of the Dean Martin painting I'm thinking of doing for Mr. Wonderful as a Christmas gift. In theory, (aka time permitting) it's part of a series of Rat Pack black and white portraits. I'll let you know how it goes.




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Ashley's Faves: Classy for Thanksgiving!


Fabulous!

I am feeling classy and sophisticated today- probably in large part because Thanksgiving is sneaking up dangerously fast and I need an outfit that says "class, sophistication and style" while whispering "expandable waist line".

I'm LOVING this combo of the Pearlene Heart Set ($31) and the Gold Flower Pin ($20) as a coordinating accent. This pairing could even make sweat pants look rich.

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Featured Artist of the Week: James Morrison

This song is so delightful! Try to be in a bad mood after hearing it... I dare you!

Download this one for FREE by clicking on the arrow next to "Joyful, Joyful".


James Morrison: Gospel Collection Volume OneJames Morrison
"Joyful, Joyful" (mp3)
from "James Morrison: Gospel Collection Volume One"
(Classic Fox Records)

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Odd/Crazy Ways to Land the Job

As discussed on the upcoming podcast, here's a great story about how to land a job with a (very) risky gimmick. Freelance Folder.

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Britney does WHAT?!?

TMZ is has video of Britney running a red light while text-messaging with her kids in the car AND the court appointed monitor!

Side note to Brit: The court appointed monitor really is judging you. Be on your best behavior!

See the video here. It's pretty staggering.

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Friday, November 9, 2007

My Night Out: The Joans!!!


I'm almost rediculously excited because tonight, I'm going into Chicago and will get to see The Joans- a rock band composed of people dressed up as Joan Crawford at various stages in her career singing songs where the lyrics are her most famous cinematic lines. Can you handle it???

Look as fabulous as Ms. Crawford... without the wire hanger hang-up.

Annie Lennox: Bad Dreams Are Made of This

Annie, what happened? I always thought that you'd age gracefully! Practice smiling in the mirror like the rest of us!





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Zumba! I did this at the 'Y' yesterday!

I went to the YMCA tonight and was able to try a Zumba class- SO MUCH FUN! It was difficult not to smile, and the workout was fab!


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Friday, November 2, 2007

Amy Winehouse Bouffant 'Do How-To

I have used this space recently to talk about how awesome Amy Winehouse is- her music is awesome and no matter whether you love it or hate it, you have to admit that her look has a style quotient not easily attained by the average person.

I saw some pics of a friend of mine recently taken at her brother's wedding- she had her hair (clearly) professionally styled, and it was in a sleek, modern mini-bouffant that looked gorgeous. She wore a purple vintage looking dress and classic accessories. It looked awesome! Here's some video that I was pretty happy to find because it goes through how to get this look. And I was doubly delighted at how easy it is.

If you try it, let me know how it goes. I need to track down some of that $1.99 fake hair before I do it- but I'll post pics here when I do.

Think about going all Amy Winehouse with this Skull and Crossbones Necklace for $12.00 or go all glam with these $22-35.



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Christmas is Coming!!!

It's official- Christmas is on it's way!!! The star for the top of the tree at Rockefeller center has been unveiled, and to my delight, it's ginormous and sparkly!

Compete with the star for $33.00!



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Thursday, November 1, 2007

The DELI Diet®

I have a plan for the future, my future.

I intend to lose a meaningful amount of weight by Christmas.

I have targeted a loss of 13 pounds.

If I lose 13 pounds I will reduce my weight to the point where I was several years ago when I thought that I was fat. So, I am reducing my weight by one fat increment. When I am done, I will still be fat, but I will be only as fat as I was two years ago, not as fat as I am today, err, last month.

My secret, which I share with you now, is very simple. So simple, in fact, that I am registering it so that I will be the one to earn a Brittany Spears-sized income with about the same amount of effort that she puts forth.

I am hereby announcing The DELI Diet®.

It will be the latest rage and supplant the South Beach Diet, the Adkins Diet and all other diets promoted by people who were always thin and never needed to lose any weight anyway.

This is a diet so easy that even a complete imbecile can do it.

I am calling it The DELI Diet®!

To take advantage of my new-age, ultra-scientific diet research, all you need to do is Don’t Eat Like an Idiot.

I have been strictly seriously somewhat following the diet for nearly four weeks and I have lost five pounds. At least, I had lost it this morning before I single-handedly ate about half a large pizza. This is the reason that I am writing this tonight before my morning weigh-in.

If you agree that The DELI Diet® is a revolution in weight loss, proven beyond a shadow of doubt by my own weight loss, you can be part of this life-changing revolution. You do not need to spend your hard-earned money on books or ab machines, all you need to do is send me $5 to my address, below.

After you have sent the money, I will send you an e-mail with your own personal weight calculating/losing graph. Once you have the graph, simply fill it out in whatever way you think appropriate and, most importantly, you will feel so much better about yourself.

As for me, I will feel infinitely better about myself for inventing The DELI Diet® and, at the same time, finding a way to get people I don't even know to send me money.

Your pal, Jeff

Copyright © 2007 by Jeff Quinto
All rights reserved

Fun Links

-You know your Holloween costume was really good when this happens.
-Airbrushing Clay Aiken has gotten out of control.
-Illegal Bathtub Cheese. 'Nuff said.
-Weddings I will not be attending.
-Deal of the Day

Recipe for Disaster: Winehouse and Doherty Duet

Someone over at MTV is either drinking at lunch, or remarkably brilliant. My girl, Amy Winehouse, and Kate Moss's drugged out ex are doing an on-air duet at the EMAs this evening in Munich. Pete Doherty is a darn mess, lets just say that. Amy's got her problems, but I tend to stick up for her because it takes a lot of guts to wear a beehive hairdo in this day and age AND her music is to die for! But lets call a spade a spade, shall we? Doesn't this duet sort of
spell R-E-L-A-P-S-E?





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Devastated! Sabrina, We LOVE You!

Who didn't mope around for hours after seeing Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday? I'm not going to lie- I went into a mini-depression. I know, it's silly to get overly emotional about a TV show; but this was Dancing with the Stars and it was my girl, Sabrina! Sabrina! She was supposed to win!!!

I might have to buy myself something pretty to ease the pain. Try not to cry. This will make you feel better.


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Daily Dose of Dita

I feel like I look like Ms. Dita today! Isn't she flawless! I am out promoting Ashley's Big Secret today, and my makeup has been done, my hair has been styled to within an inch of it's life, and I am wearing one of my favorite pieces of jewelry, the Fauxture Pink Pearl Charm Set.

Maybe I don't look exactly like this, but I sure as heck feel good!