View from the other side

One rich lady comes up to another rich lady at the Country Club and offers her condolences on the recent death of the first oady’s husband.

The first lady says, “Thank you for your good wishes. We gave my late husband quite a sendoff. In fact, I spent $50,000 on his funeral.”

Amazed at the amount spent, the second lady says, “My goodness, $50,000. That is a lot of money. What did it include?”

The first lady says, “Well, I spent $5,000 on the coffin, $5,000 on the cemetery plot, $5,000 on the interment and $35,000 on the stone.”

The second lady says, “That must be quite a stone!”

At which point the first lady holds out her hand, displaying a huge diamond ring saying, “thank you, it is quite a stone.”

There is a point to my story, believe it or not.

You don’t have to say goodbye to your husband and you don’t have to spend loads of money for flashy, fabulous, fashion-forward fun jewelry. Just go to www.ashleysbigsecret.com and pick out anything in Ashley's online store.

It’s such a good deal and, for $35,000, you could buy more than one medium sized bauble. You could buy everything in the store and still have money left over to do your nails, buy a year’s worth of snacks, and, still, have enough left over to take a trip around the world.

Jeff